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How many jokes have you experienced when you first entered the meat pit?

Hank Schrader
2020-09-22 09:19:28
Do you remember the jokes you made when you first entered the fleshy pit? When the demon just likes to raise more meat, it makes a lot of jokes. Let's talk today about the wonderful things you did when you first raised more meat.~

1. Cut the old pile with a pair of scissors.

My friend sent me a pot of old meat pile. I felt it was a little big after I raised it for a while, so a pair of scissors went bald, leaving only the top part to continue to root, and all the rest was thrown away. Now think about it, it's really wonderful.

2. Needling Buddha beads

At the beginning, I just started a basin of Buddha beads. It feels crystal clear and very beautiful. My hands are itchy. I want to prick them to see if they will come out of the water. As a result, they are all rotten after pricking.

3. Wipe the meat clean.

Just started a pot of first love, and found that the leaves were covered with white powder. Careful flower friends wiped them with paper towels little by little.

4. Change basin three times a week

Just started with the meat is too beautiful, bright color, looking full, so always want to give it a better looking basin. I remember that week, I changed pots three times

5. It's too long

I once raised a pot of meat. It grows in vain as shown below. Even if you meet someone, you can take it out. Look at my meat. Now it's embarrassing to think about it.

6. Feed Erguotou.

At the beginning, I heard that meat is easy to grow insects, and that Erguotou can kill insects, but no one told me to wipe it with a cotton swab Smart, I took a glass of Erguotou and poured it on the meat. The next day the fleshy all became "intoxicated".

7. I'm very proud to spread a big cake.

At the beginning, the Chihuahua, who had just started, developed a big cake and had to raise it to about 20cm. I feel proud. My God, now I think it's naive

8. Perlite pavement

It's said that a little stone should be used to make more meat, and a little more grain should be used for soil. Well, I used perlite directly, and it floated up as soon as I watered it.

9. Root cultivation in summer

Often see some big God send some fleshy and root mending posts, I also did the same. In the summer of 38 ℃, I have repaired all my roots.

10. I'm afraid that the meat will be put on the heater.

In the winter, the old mother's heart overflowed. She was afraid that it would be too cold to have meat on the balcony. All of them were put on the radiator in the room. The radiator was very hot. Anyway, she didn't survive several of them.

11. Random spraying

When I first came to the meat pit, I found that meat always attracted scale insects. At that time, I was so naive that I thought that the medicine for killing cockroaches was similar to the medicine for killing scale insects. Anyway, it was all insects, so I sprayed it. Finally, I left a bunch of succulent photos

12. It's too strong. It's kneaded to death.

At the beginning, I bought a few buttock flowers. They feel good. Then I always play with them. One day, I didn't control the strength. I kneaded them.

13. Water every three to five

I used to think that the fleshy leaves were so fleshy and the water content was so high that it could not be dried. So I watered it every three days and soaked it every five days. At last, it's all meat and water.

14. Have you seen the roots in three days?

A fleshy seedling bought from the flower market. After planting in the soil, I always want to see if there is a long root. I pull it out in three days and two ends to see if there is a long root in a month.

15. Shake your hands and touch the paws.

At the beginning, I raised a basin of my beloved little bear paw. When it was cold, I put it in the room. When I brought it to the balcony, my hand trembled and one leaf fell off. When I changed the shade, my hand trembled and one fell off. When I watered the bear paw, my hand trembled and one fell off. There were five leaves and three fell off.

16. Pick small stones

Well, I found that there was a small stone between the leaves of the meat I bought. I couldn't pull it out. Then I turned the flowerpot upside down. As a result, the meat fell out.

17. Crazy sun

When the meat pit is small and white, I heard that it's easy to grow in vain if it's full of meat and lack of light. I also heard that it can't be short of water. I thought, it must be a good time to bask in the sun in the summer. I threw the meat in the sun, watered it, and in a few days I got a bunch of empty pots. It's so nice

18. It doesn't matter if I throw it on the balcony.

Alas, when I heard that meat should be put in a place with good ventilation, I thought the windowsill should be good. The window was not opened after the meat was transferred to the windowsill, so the whole process of barbecue was finished.

19. Blind manufacturing of temperature difference

North winter meat, because there is heating at home, but also want to make temperature difference, winter open the window forget to close, come back from work found, oh! What a balcony of frozen meat!

20. Beheading

In summer, I found that the mountain roses in my family don't grow very long. I heard that beheading can grow better. After reading it, I found that it was sleeping.

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